we've all seen 'em sittin' in their leather chairs, drinking their coffee, tappin' away on their lil machines they call "notebooks"...WTF!IT'S A DISGRACEAAAA!!! in my day a notebook was a freshly sharpened pencil, and a sheet of crispy white if ya know what i mean...that's right. yes, yes i am talking about...THE (not so humble) BLOGGER!!! i mean who gives two pins if you found a penny up a dog's bloody backside, it's every little thing with these people, moaning to a ruddy machine!...oh shit...

anywho my real reason for this string of profanitys is i need help. i was out walking my tramp the other day when a thought suddenly occured to me *OH SHIT MY D.A* anyways after i left nimrod at the park i quickly rushed home to decide what to do-good plan right?...then i saw a squirrel attacking a piece of bread...so basics guys i had a lil rethink and what i rethought was this-u decide. i'm just gonna let that hang there. genious. so what do u think? u can get me to draw anything...well maybe not anything...wait no...anything. yup. ANYTHINGAAAA. from a flying nigel thornberry, to a lemon flavoured armadillo inhibbiting a small midget's anus while shouting at an abusive drunk, to terry the p.v.c pervert-THE WORLD'S YOUR DAMN OYSTER FLAVOURED MILkMAN WEARING A HAT MADE FROM 100% CRUMBELLY BUMBIT THE CHRISTMAS HOBKNOB BEE-now go! walk out the door-just turn around now-cause you're not welcome anymore...or something to that extent...JUST DO IT! (nike is a trademark corporation of nike and nike industries plus+. all rights reserved) JUST GERROUT THAR AND THINK-and when eventually my one viewer, (terry), replies-i'll just do it! so tell me ure fleh and i'll go draw u a fleh capiche

alistaire spood- randy newman pie
MEOW!!!